Today at Flavorpill, we wished Jack Kerouac happy birthday; he was born on this day back in 1922. We added these libraries’ bizarre and extra special collections to our list of things to see in our lifetime. We read this sentence, which contains all 119 words that Tribune CEO Randy Michaels has banned from being uttered on WGN-AM. We thought that the idea of vulva-scented perfume was beyond revolting. We coveted these Dexter-inspired blood-slide coasters. We wished that we could have hung out with Kathryn Bigelow at the Mudd Club circa 1979. We tried to follow all of the affairs in the Boogie Woogie trailer, but failed. But that doesn’t mean we won’t see it. We figured out which drug is the most like our personality thanks to this handy-dandy chart. And finally, we reluctantly welcomed the second coming of Keyboard Cat, Bento, a Fatso lookalike.