For all of you who are not LOST watchers, we assume that you will be watching Glee‘s return to television tonight. (Huzzah!) And although we think that the show is charming and funny and can dance well even when we’re sober… we like drinking games. Besides, drinking copious amounts of alcohol makes everything more fun, right? Right. So, grab your favorite adult beverage and make sure you’re at home or somewhere where you can crash when you play Flavorpill’s Official Glee Drinking Game®. Because you will be drunker than Kurt after slinging back Chablis by the time we’re through with you. Feel free to add to our rules in the comments!
You must drink every time…
- Sue says something that would create a lawsuit in a real workplace. So, basically chug whenever she speaks.
- Rachel wears argyle anything.
- Anyone mentions pregnancy. Yes, even the fake one.
- Someone gets slushied. (This applies to recaps.)
- Finn wears sports paraphernalia.
- Mercedes out-sings Rachel. Double down if the scene gives you goosebumps.
- Kurt talks about fashion. Or Lady Gaga.
- Anyone points out that Vocal Adrenaline is scary good.
- Finn and Puck glare at each other.
- We’re reminded of Emma’s intense germophobia.
- Artie wears a sweater vest.
- Puck talks about sex.
- Tina speaks. Wait, that never happens. Just drink anytime that Tina is in the frame.
- Quinn reminisces about her days as a Cheerio.
- The guy whose name I don’t know because all he does is dance, dances.
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I’d suggest “Chug for gym shorts”
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[...] Follow the rule to drink every time Kurt talks about fashion or Lady Gaga from Flavorpill’s Official Glee Drinking Game. Why Not?: That game will have you passed out before the first commercial [...]
so i would totally be drunk now if i played the drinking game, and im just at the second commercial break
For the last one, do you mean the Asian one who only dances or the Black one who only dances? Or both??
The asian guy who always dances is Mike and the black guy is Matt…totally underrated!!
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that kids name is Mike Chang, or Harry Shum Jr in real life.
How about… Drink every time Sue calls Emma another name
you should drink every time brittany says something stupid like “did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?”
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this is a very bad precedent. you ppl need to find something productive do. the scary part is if someone hops in their car after this game and starts driving….. and I hope whoever is hosting this is NOT serving under aged ppl or that nothing happens to those you served. Yohoooo, Parents!!!???
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@ frogtog. Shut up. We’re adults, and yes adults drink. Oh and we like to have sex too.
“The guy whose name I don’t know because all he does is dance, dances. ”
You idiot. His name is Mike Chang. Do your research first.
well, GLEE is the best musical tv series out there, nice characters and nice songs ,;:
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@frogtog – Yohooo!!!??? Some of us are parents. And in case you didn’t notice, you’re the only one who can’t spell words out, use correct grammar or punctuate anything. Are you sure you’re not underage? Because you type like a 14-year-old girl texts. Maybe you should go preach to a more receptive audience.
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