Today at Flavorpill, we questioned if anyone naming their newborn after a vampire should be allowed to keep it. We identified what has to be the definitive cover of “Paparazzi” by an unknown Justin Bieber lookalike. We were blown away by this photo of a massive sinkhole in Quebec that swallowed a house. We wished that the new Shit My Kids Ruined Tumblog had been around back when we were growing up. We voted on what are Andy Rooney’s top 10 grumpiest moments. We peered into the dark rabbit hole of commenting communities. We internalized the 10 commandments of rock ‘n’ roll roadies. We discovered how dirty early versions of Nancy Drew books can be. We argued over the 10 comic-book heroines we’d like to see in movies. Last of all, we learned that Billy Corgan has hired Veruca Salt veteran Nicole Fiorentino as Smashing Pumpkins’ new bassist. We assume he prefers to keep his band firmly rooted in ’90s alt-rock iconography.