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Tila Tequila Was Sent by God to Fight Lady Gaga and the Monarchy of Satan

This morning, part-time blogger and full-time crazy person Tila Tequila launched a Twitter tirade accusing Lady Gaga and the whole pop music industry of being part of the Monarchy of Satan. Tequila also wrote a long and confusing blog post about those turning to the devil and how she is standing up to a group of people or spirits she refers to as the “others.” As is to be expected, the post is written with about as much clarity and command of grammar as a middle-school zine, so to really understand what she is talking about is quite difficult. Lucky for you, we’ve waded through the mire and pulled out the best quotes from her rant below.

On the devil and the music industry:

You would be SHOCKED if I told you which celebrities has the same bloodline as the “DEVIL” God I wish I could tell you more. But for now, i will stop and continue another time.

ESPECIALLY once Lady GaGa stepped on the scene, all the music video’s has turned very DARK & SATANIC! I am not joking.

Well, all of Lady Gaga’s Video, even Beyonce’s new video, and XTINA, Miley Cyrus. They all are all of a sudden very DARK & SATANIC! There are TONS of hidden messages in the video and symbols that prove that they worship satan. Please don’t take this as a joke.

Have you guys heard the term “SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL” and you get whatever you want? Well that’s actually true, however the “DEVIL” is real. Rihana, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, XTINA, Miley Cyrus, and yes even Taylor Swift amongst hundreds of others who are apart of this allegiance.

On the government:

The Government even now has a way to send out frequencies on your TV that you cannot hear, yet it highly affects your brain and mixed in with all the visuals from the music video’s, you become hypnotized without you even realizing this. That sounds crazy right? Well it is true. I have been studying about this for the past 7 years now and kept quiet about it for a long time, except when I chat with other groups of people I know that also know about “THE OTHERS” if I told you the ENTIRE THING, it will really blow your mind away, but I feel it is SO IMPORTANT for people to know what is happening to them.

This all leads to the urgency of what the Government knows about the 2012 theory of the World Ending.

Just keep in mind next time you see all of these music video’s, if you watch it too much, you too, will be infected and become a zombie, a slave to the GOVERNMENT, without you even realizing it.

On open minds:

So unless you have an open mind, then I digress for you to not continue reading my post. However if you indeed DO have an open mind, or know of these “HINTS” I am dropping to you, then please continue reading.

On the “Others”/”They”:

I don’t want to tell you all of what I know, RIGHT NOW, because “THEY” are watching. As a matter of fact, I had a HUGE battle with “THE OTHERS” for a long time and I must admit, they are powerful. But there needs to be someone, anyone, to stand up against them and for our world to be restored back into peace and harmony once again.

…they NEED to turn your brain to mush, so that you just become a vegetable, a robot, a zombie, under their command and not realize it.

My god, I couldn’t even BEGIN to point out SO MANY SYMBOLIC SIGNS OF DEVIL WORSHIPPING AND SYMBOLS THAT LINK BACK TO THE “OTHERS”.

Now I was hesitant to write this blog as I know they are forever watching and are very POWERFUL.

On God:

I for one, was sent on earth from GOD. To be one of his ANGELS to try to help this world that is half light, and half dark. There is right now a crucial War between good and bad. I am on the GOOD side, and that is why they are always trying to get me.

How Tila Tequila signed off:

Forever Yours,
Miss Tila, Angel of GOD.

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