Bill Gates Says the Darnedest Things [Crazy Headlines]

This is a real headline from The Daily Mail: ‘There’s no reason only poor people should get malaria’: The moment Bill Gates released jar of mosquitoes at packed conference. Yes Bill, that’s one way to convince eBay founder Pierre Omidyar — who was sitting right in the front row hot zone — that malaria prevention is no laughing matter.

Now we only wish that Omidyar would come up with a creative way to zing Gates back. It could be like that privileged people prank war Karen Walker has with Candi Bergen on Will & Grace. We’re imagining it would involve auctioning off something big — but a cheeseburger-induced brain coma is preventing us from pinpointing exactly what. Any creative ideas?

[Via Young Manhattanite]