As we made pretty clear yesterday, we’re not planning to see Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and we don’t think that you should either. And yet, this Michael Bay monstrosity now holds the record for best opening box office of 2011, after making $37.3 million in its midnight showings. So let’s all comprise, shall we? After the jump, you can save your money by watching the director’s explosive canon condensed into under a minute (courtesy of Funny or Die) — because honestly, anything more than that is totally gratuitous.
[via Collider]