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Every Friday here at Flavorwire, we like to gather up the week’s new movie trailers, give them a look-see, and rank them from worst to best — while taking a guess or two about what they might tell us (or hide from us) about the movies they’re promoting. It’s a pretty light week, with only five new trailers to share, though they include new films from Toni Collette, Michael Sheen, Andy Serkis, and Twilight author Stephenie Meyer, as well as the David Cronenberg-Robert Pattinson collaboration that you never knew you wanted. Check ‘em all out after the jump, and share your thoughts in the comments.

Piranha 3DD

With every passing trailer, poster, and announced release date, it is becoming more and more clear that yes, this is an actual movie that was written, financed, shot, and edited. Me, I’m still convinced it’s an elaborate prank by the Yes Men to see just how stupid American moviegoers are.