The 50 Worst Albums Ever Made

As far as music goes, “the worst” is a slippery category: the worst album of all time was probably made by some godawful crunkcore/pop-punk band in a garage somewhere in 2004 and never saw a formal release. Still, there are better-known records that, for whatever reason, you never, ever want to hear again — the songs are awful, the band’s awful, the music’s awful, or all of the above! So, in the (lighthearted) spirit of our recent list of the worst films ever made, here’s a completely subjective list of the worst albums ever made.

Alice Deejay — Who Needs Guitars Anyway?

Guitars? Not at all. Songs that don’t make you want to take to your own ears with a chainsaw? Yeah, they’re probably a good idea.