We see a lot of periodic tables here at Flavorpill – periodic tables of artists, periodic tables of disasters, even periodic tables of Mad Men. But now, finally, we are pleased to present a periodic table for all you English-major types. At a loss as to what should happen next in your love story? Don’t know which breed of hero you should send after that dragon? Need a primer in metatropes before writing that next scene? Thanks to this handy infographic, we will never have writer’s block again — and neither will you. Click here for a larger version.