Baby Goose in Drive
“Hey girl, like my jacket? I’ve got a lot of arms to hug you with and rock you like a hurricane.”
When Ryan Gosling wasn’t busy breaking up street fights in NYC — or rescuing kittens from trees and babies off train tracks — he was looking looking fine and channeling Steve McQueen in Nicolas Winding Refn’s Drive . Baby Goose plays a badass stunt driver by day and getaway driver by night. We can only guess at how many people will be donning the Driver’s scorpion jacket this Halloween. Rest easy, though, because we imagine anyone showing up to the same party as you dressed as Gosling will want to hug it out instead of fight. You could go the “slutty” or “zombie” route with the whole getup to make sure you stand out (and if you do, please send pictures).
The costume:
White satin jacket — you have a few options. Since the official replica ($160) isn’t being delivered until December, you can pick up one that looks similar (here $40, here $60, or here $115) and add your own scorpion on the back with some gold fabric paint ($5). We only recommend painting the jacket if you’re skilled with a brush.
Driving gloves — $62, Only Gloves (or go for the $13 version)
Toothpicks/Chewing sticks — $4, Amazon
Hammer — your toolbox
Slutty costume option — it may be too difficult to find scorpion high heels, but you can play dumb and go for these $1800 arachnid-friendly stilettos.
Kristen Wiig on a plane in Bridesmaids
The female-fronted Bridesmaids — the tone for which was set by producer Judd Apatow’s familiar formula of buddyisms and crassness, and funny lady Kristen Wiig (who also co-wrote the movie) — is fodder for several costume options. We happen to like Miss Wiig’s airplane scene, inspired by booze and sedatives.
The costume:
Black and white striped tank — $16, Piperlime
Tortise cat eye sunlgasses — $20, Kohl’s
Urban Bride makeup collection (for inspiration) — $24, Urban Decay
Booze — we know you have some
Handcuffs — $3, Halloween24
Anxiety — free
Couple’s costume possibility — Colonial woman churning butter
Mel Gibson during the filming of The Beaver
Despite his insane outbursts, Mel Gibson managed to deliver a decent performance in the Jodie Foster-directed The Beaver — about a failed husband and CEO who therapeutically bonds with a hand puppet. The uncanny similarities between Gibson’s character and his off-screen self became strikingly apparent when these images of Gibson jogging on location during the production surfaced.
The costume:
Beaver puppet — $24, Highsmith
Gray zippered hoodie — $13, Old Navy
Blue tee — $6, Old Navy
Sweatpants — $25, Old Navy
Pepper spray (Because with eyes that crazy, you’re really paranoid.) — $20, Mace
Sneakers (to help you run from your failed career) — your closet
Brad Pitt in The Tree of Life
Bradd Pitt’s 1950’s engineer, wannabe musician, and inventor in The Tree of Life is the perfect costume for the guy who doesn’t like dressing up on Halloween — or the dude that everyone accuses of being really boring, but beautiful to look at. Cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki recommends attending only daytime parties in order to maintain your gorgeous Vermeer glow.
The costume:
Pleated Khakis — $13, Gap
Dark brown polo shirt — $17, Amazon
Gold watch — $25, Amazon
Toy dinosaur (If you want to make more of an effort.) — prices vary, Dinosaur Corporation
For funsies and accuracy — pin this strange sign to your shirt. (It will also help to separate yourself from the guy dressed as a Mad Men character.) Make sure you clipper your hair extra short.
Saoirse Ronan in Hanna
Saoirse Ronan’s icy stare made her the perfect adolescent assassin in this year’s dark action-thriller Hanna . Even if you weren’t born with blonde locks and blue eyes, Ronan’s cold weather wear is doable for chilly October nights. Try not to shoot your eye out with that bow and arrow, killer.
The costume:
Gray circle scarf — $15, Mod Cloth
Gray ushanka hat — $29, Buy.com
Toy bow and arrow — $20, Mills Fleet Farm
Tinted lip balm (Use on your nose too, to help capture that Finland chill.) — $7, Burt’s Bees
The Hanna OST by The Chemical Brothers (Because you really need to play this while you kick all kinds of ass … or just to help liven up the office Halloween party.) — $12, Amazon
Marion Cotillard in Midnight in Paris
In Midnight in Paris , a struggling writer goes back in time to hang out with the creative minds of 1920’s Paris. He falls for Adriana (Marion Cotillard), who also has her eyes set on the past — the late 19th century’s “golden age,” which she finds less complicated. Whimsical, romantic, and charming, we can’t think of a snarky reason to dress like Cotillard this Halloween. Just do it, for sentimental reasons.
The costume:
Beaded flapper dress (Go pricier on the dress to help distinguish yourself from the “slutty” Halloween flappers and their cheap, sad feather boas — but keep it simple like Adriana would.) — $198, Unique Vintage
Flapper bag — $3, Halloween Adventure
Cigarette holder — $2, Buy Costumes
Couple’s costume option — bring a neurotic date to double as Woody Allen
Otto Jespersen in TrollHunter
Otto Jespersen — who plays the grizzled and reluctant hero in André Ovredal’s TrollHunter (which finally hit the US this year) — is probably the best part of the film. Jespersen’s eccentric hunter, Hans, single-handedly tries to keep Norway’s troll population at bay. His solemn yet quirky persona is deceptively simple, but Hans’ complex entanglement with a government conspiracy and reverence for the creatures he battles makes him a memorable figure. He never competes for our attention, even next to those giant and strangely beautiful trolls.
The costume:
Brown felt hat (Jespersen is like the Norwegian Indiana Jones in the film, after all.) — $17, Buy Costumes
Black leather coat — $27, Leather Dome
Green quarter-zip fleece — $35, REI
Scar makeup kit (Troll slaying ain’t easy.) — $3, Party City
Troll slime — homemade
Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Hesher
While we thought Spencer Susser’s Hesher — which hit theaters in limited release this summer — was pretty fantastic for its spirit and huge heart, we really fell in love with Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s title character for those exact reasons. The Hesher Halloween costume is all about attitude, of course, so if you have an aversion to being foul-mouthed, listening to heavy metal, or setting things on fire it’s not going to work. Go big or go home.
The costume:
Black sharpie (for homemade tattoos) — $0.69, Shoplet
Black relaxed fit jeans (Or whatever you have around the house. Holes encouraged.) — $40, Levi’s
Men’s white briefs (Wear without the jeans if you’re brave.) — $10, Dillards
Cigarettes — prices vary
Dax pomade (for a messy, greasier hairstyle) — Pharmapacks